Monday, February 18, 2008

ROCK...R@WK....AWWWK...AWWWKKK

i dunno hw to go bout it....bt m jus tryin 2 voice my opinion bout rock muzic dats jus caught up wid many orf d youngsters 2day(nt dat m sm granny tryin 2 advert old hindi romantic songs!!)...well...let me start wid wat has brought me to the conclusion dat i HATE ROCK!!!m a tomboy of sorts n i dun really get along well wit galzz...dats hw i came across a group of guyz in the first year of ma college...they wr all ma seniors....n mind u i was ragged till i threatened to kill maself outta frustation!!!so dere i was stuck wid a group of guyz....all kewl...n 'kaandi'....d word dat describes all of dem...n nw me 2....so dese guyz r hardcore rock fans...n dey live 4 rock....all day...listenin 2 howlin n growlin(cant reely make out d difference b/w d 2 words wen it comes 2 rock)...all dey do al day long is plug in their respective i-pods(no sharin allowed!!) n move their heads in a way dat wud mk most of us believe dey r all insane!!! dis dey col HEAD BANGING...really....n i wonder wat happens to d blood flow in their brains(doubt if dey hv ne).....

now...all dese insane creatures put up in d boys hostel of my college n i being d only gal amongst d 12 of dem often xpect 2 be given all d attention in d world....dats whr their obsession 4 rock comes in....wid i-pods plugged in2 their ears...dey obviously cant hear ne thng....n dat 2 wen itz their fone buzzin...n i jus dun hv ne oda means 2 get 2 em.....thanx 2 ma gender probs...i keep callin....n keep callin n keep callin...bt hu z listenin???dats wat irritates me n sets ma temper risin....wat d hell???y did god hv 2 do dis 2 me??either he shud hv gven dese insane creatures sm brains....or....he shud hv made me a boy....poor me....all i hv is a bunch of freinzz(or idiots??)....2 luk up2.....so i keep callin till my ears can hear no more of trin- trin sounds.....n if m lucky....1 of em does tk ma colz...n den again...all he has 2 say z ''m sorry gal....cudn hear d fone buzzin....'' ''wateva''....i say...n den he goes bk 2 listenin 2 dat stupid torturous whinin of devillish lukin ppl....n tranfers d col 2 d oders.....it bloody tks 100 hrs 4 me 2 convince em 2 leave their beds n i-pods of course 2 cm downstairs to meet me....n finaaly wen d kings arrive......guess wat??? all i get 2 see is 12 heads..... all movin synchronously.....in a manner dat makes me feel giddy....wid their i-pods plugged in2 their ears.....(god save me!!!!)...m jealous...datz plain truth...n i hv no qualms in admittin...dat m 'JEALOUS' nt of anoda gal(bitch??) in ma frnz' lyf....bt of d muzik dey r in2....hw cn guys probably avoid ne gal(phir meri to baat hi kuch aur hai) 4 dat muzik dat sounds as if sm1 z dyin of constipation...n if nt dat...u must agree 2 dis....it reely does sound lyk sm dog z whinin away in the darkness of d nite...probably coz his lov interest ran away wid his bes frnd!!!! so datz wat i think bout rock...n dats y I HATE ROCK!!!

Saturday, February 2, 2008

m a wild child.....says momma..

well m 1 orf those kids(nt a kid nemore....sayz momma...) hu doesn gv a damn 2 ne1 or nethn....dats me...totally uncensored...my momz drivin her head up d wall coz she doesn noe wat 2 do??or wat nt 2 do(evrythn she sayz i jus hv 2 defy it...)..
so all dats left 4 people around me is 2 wonder whether or nt dey r in their senses...n if dey r perfectly normal...den derez surely smthn rong wit me(datz nt wat i think)....
i tk myself 2 b smwhat different n well above d commonerz(nw datz nt throwin @tude!!....n plz dun think i dunno ma spellins....)
itz jus my way of fitin wid d world n tryin 2 tell evr1 hu intrudes ma space 2 go **** a pole n jus lemme be....
n all of u hu r nw thinkin m totally insane....u hv guessed it rite....i m INSANE....i jus hv 2 do wat i hv 2 do n no matter wat i wl do it at ne cost...
datz jus me...n i lov 2 b dat way...i m still 2 cm across sm1 lyk me....so it jus proves dat...m DIFFERENT...
i hv got so much 2 rite....n plz all dis is nt an advert 2 publicise myself n ma kewl quotient....itz jus my way 2 judge myself.....
all those hu luk at lyf my way....r welcome...n oderz hu hv already judged me by nw....all i gotta say is ..........
NOT AGAIN!!!